SELL ME THIS
$PILL
IF THE SOLANA TRENCHES ARE DEAD, PROVE THEM RIGHT.
Identify the need. Create urgency. Raise the stakes.
the cure →← take itSOL isn't deadsell ittrenches made thisTHEY FORGOT WHO BUILT THE TRENCHES.
Everyone is running to the newest chain because someone told them the opportunity moved.
But Solana didn't inherit memecoin culture. Solana built it.
Pumpfun turned random internet ideas into markets and gave an entire generation somewhere to ape, create, build communities and actually change their lives.
Now the same culture is being copied everywhere else.
HOW TO SELL A PILL
IDENTIFY THE NEED
CREATE URGENCY
RAISE THE STAKES
$PILL
SELL ME THIS.
THE OBJECT WAS NEVER THE POINT.
THE SALESMAN WAS.
Parody / meme reference only. No affiliation, endorsement or partnership of any kind.
YOU HAVE ONE JOB: SELL THE PILL.
PRESS THE BUTTON. START PITCHING.
EST. THE TRENCHES
THE CURE FOR SOLANA FUD
SYMPTOMS MAY INCLUDE:
- • chain hopping
- • calling SOL dead
- • thinking the trenches moved
- • forgetting who built memecoin culture
- • buying the newest narrative every 48 hours
RECOMMENDED TREATMENT:
TAKE THE $PILL.
Not medical advice. Definitely trench advice. No medical claims, no guarantees, no affiliations.
YOU HAVE ONE JOB.
SELL THE PILL.
CAN THE PEOPLE WHO MADE MEMECOINS WHAT THEY ARE TODAY SELL ONE STUPID PILL?
WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT.
THEY SAID SOLANA WAS DEAD.
SELL THEM THE $PILL.